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Friday, May 20, 2011

Gender Driving



What is the difference of gender-specific driving etiquette?

A woman is driving at night on a narrow country road. At the same time, a man is driving in the opposite direction on that same road.

When they narrowly pass each other at high speed, the woman rolls down her window and loudly shouts - HORSE!

Immediately the man shouts back - BITCH!

The man laughs. He is proud to have reacted so quickly to the shouting woman and takes the next turn in the road maintaining his speed.

Moral of the story:

Men never listen, and when they do, they don't understand one word a woman says.