Get that "Old Morning" feeling

If just doesn't seem fair...Do you remember when you were in your 20's and drank all night...how did you feel in the morning? Great huh!

Now you can eat healthy, don't drink alcohol, exercise and wake up with the shakes and feeling lousy. Isn't old age great!

The Golden Years

What does and extra 20 years added to your life through healthy living do for you?

The Nurse

A very tired nurse walks into a bank,

Totally exhausted after an 18-hour shift.

Preparing to write a check,

She pulls a rectal thermometer out of her purse

And tries to write with it.

When she realizes her mistake,

She looks at the flabbergasted teller

And without missing a beat, she says:

'Well, that's great....that's just great....
Some asshole's got my pen!'