OLD AGE IS...OLD AGE...SO EMBRACE THE HILL

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on November 13, 2007

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Does Memory Lapse Mean Old Age? A Funny Look

Memory loss is associated with getting older. However, it is not always the case. I have had problems trying to find my car in the parking lot since my 20s. My daughter who is in her early 20s (oh, that makes me old) cannot help me find the car when we go shopping. She tends to forget where the car is parked too. I have several pairs of glasses laid out somewhere around the house. I only need them to see. Often I can not find one pair when I need it for reading. Actually, I rarely wear glasses and they still aren't required on my drivers license. This losing the glasses thing started somewhere in my late 20s. Just when my husband was barely in his 30s, he called me at work and asked where the coffee pot was. Well, how am I to know that? I am at work. It just so happen that he had placed the pot in the cupboard while in the process of making coffee. Therefore, you see, memory lapse does not always have to do with age. In this video found on YouTube, it is about the journey ...

EMBRACE THE HILL

Embrace the hill ...but don't go over it! Somewhere along the way, I woke up and found that I am no longer in my 20's or my 30's. The numbers keep rising. I do not want to go over the hill, so I will just embrace the hill. BIG BIG HUG!!! I don't want to see what is on the other side. It was hard enough getting to the top of this little hill, only to find out that there are many mountains in my way. What am I to do? If it were football, I could punt. That would put more pain on my arthritic knees and my bone spurred feet . Now I have to figure out how to stay on the defensive. The big 50 is knocking. But I am still on the hill and I will stay there with a "death grip" as long as I can. It's true that time goes faster as one get older. One day you are wondering "What will I be when I grow up?" You have big plans and think, "When I am old, say 30 or so...I will have all this money and be able to retire." In the blink of an eye, you are a...

Gender Driving

What is the difference of gender-specific driving etiquette? A woman is driving at night on a narrow country road. At the same time, a man is driving in the opposite direction on that same road. When they narrowly pass each other at high speed, the woman rolls down her window and loudly shouts - HORSE! Immediately the man shouts back - BITCH! The man laughs. He is proud to have reacted so quickly to the shouting woman and takes the next turn in the road maintaining his speed. Moral of the story: Men never listen, and when they do, they don't understand one word a woman says.

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